I sometimes get visitors to ye olde blog who have clearly come here by mistake. They'll be searching for something on the interwebs and Google will send them my way. Personally I hope they stay and read my blatherings but what usually happens is they'll bail immediately once they realize this isn't the site they were hoping to find. Earlier today I got what is currently my favorite misdirected visitor. Click on this picture to check out what this guy was surfing for:
What the fuck kind of hyper-specific porn is that? I like the terrible typing "eussian" and "on a room". But rather than judge this poor Indian gentleman (you know it's gotta be a dude) for his wanting to see a Super Russian lady of age 40 who just happens to like to fuck a boy on a room, I'm more interested in why Google thinks that out of 658 results (which is a lot for this I'm thinking), my little blog matched perfectly. And what's that Trent Reznor sex link? Hmm. I'm curious now. I also like how Google didn't even bother to offer help like they usually do with the "
Did you mean.." alternate spelling suggestions. I think this time they just threw up their hands and went with what he typed as gospel.
So, thanks Google for sending people to my site but if it's going to be this kind of bait and switch tactic I think it may end up turning them off in the end. That is unless I add some Super Russian ladies or whatever "bajar gratis kazaa musical sex" is. Lemme google it.
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